Old bill in doing their job shocker

I was working on my bike while it was locked up outside my house late wednesday night, and it did look like I was stripping it for parts! One copper wandered straight past, the next two stopped and asked if it was my bike. That was it. No name check, nothing. I s'pose they have villain radar, and I obviously didn't appear on that. I must look posh or sumfink innit.

Maybe it was because you didn't run when three police walked past.