Hipster Ripper

Posted on Thu 13th, August 2009

• #1

chris_crash

http://gawker.com/5335978/dead-body-found-on-roof-above-hipster-fashion-mecca

whos next?
• #2

spagettihoops

UPDATE: Another tipster who seems to know what he is talking about says the police suspect the man fell from a neighboring roof, and that he may have been "a vagrant." He didn't have any shoes on. The NYPD put the whole building on lockdown from 12 p.m. to 7 p.m. while investigating, forcing Opening Ceremony to cancel a photo shoot.

.....more like drunken bum.

what did you do when they had to close between 12 and 7 Chris???? did you just camp out outside, or did you break in to grab that new 'ironic' bow-tie you were after... ;)
• #3

chris_crash

listen you with your updates and what not I'm trying to create a panic here! (or at least a trending twitter topic #hipsterripper)
• #4

spagettihoops

maybe he was a hipster, so hip they stole his damn shoes.

you dont need to create a panic Chris, there already is one..... the hipsters are running round outside the store like headless chickens, crashing into fire hydrents and lamp posts, because they cant get back in until 7:00 PM....

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