What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

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  • I wish everyone would stop being racist against my people.

    p.s. CG, I didn't actually mean to rep that post, but you know. Rep anyway for liking Mogwai!

  • I wish everyone would stop being racist against my people.

    p.s. CG, I didn't actually mean to rep that post, but you know. Rep anyway for liking Mogwai!

    Isn't Mogwai a band for aging hipsters? Or are you kids listening to them now because the 90s are the new 80s?

  • Nah, I liked Mogwai long before I start wearing stupid trousers.

    I'm just shocked and saddened to find my hipster brothers and sisters in for so much hate here. Under my vintage wayfarers, I'm shedding a single, proud tear.

  • Nah, I liked Mogwai long before I start wearing stupid trousers.

    I'm just shocked and saddened to find my hipster brothers and sisters in for so much hate here. Under my vintage wayfarers, I'm shedding a single, proud tear.

    If it makes you feel any better, I'd be wearing stupid trousers if I could fit in them...

  • It's all envy really.

    It's just sad to see us hated and marginalized after the massive influx of people from central to Brick Lane and Hoxton. No respect for our indigenous culture and society.

  • Mogwai produced some of the most impotent cack I've ever heard.

  • Nah, I liked Mogwai long before I start wearing stupid trousers.

    I'm just shocked and saddened to find my hipster brothers and sisters in for so much hate here. Under my vintage wayfarers, I'm shedding a single, proud tear.

    If you were a proper hipster that single tear would be right next to the one tattooed under your eye.

  • If you were a proper hipster gangster that single tear would be right next to the one tattooed under your eye.

    fixed

  • If it makes you feel any better, I'd be wearing stupid trousers if I could fit in them...

    The fatter the hipster, the tighter the jeans.

  • Mogwai is worse than Muse... and thats fuckin saying something.

  • If you were a proper hipster that single tear would be right next to the one tattooed under your eye.

    No fucking way. I know too many proper fucked up old gangsters who have a couple of them to ever get that done. I'm not a killer or a revenge-nger.

    Oh god, the worst sight is really tubby teenage girls in drainpipes. When they put their feet together they look like a stick of kebab meat. Combine that with the hellish muffin-top pouring out of the top of their jeans like slime makes me gag. Jesus, how delusional are you when you dress like that?

  • No fucking way. I know too many proper fucked up old gangsters who have a couple of them to ever get that done. I'm not a killer or a revenge-nger.

    Oh god, the worst sight is really tubby teenage girls in drainpipes. When they put their feet together they look like a stick of **KEBAB **meat. Combine that with the hellish MUFFIN-top pouring out of the top of their jeans like slime makes me gag. Jesus, how delusional are you when you dress like that?

    Kebab muffin...

    So hungry

  • No fucking way. I know too many proper fucked up old gangsters who have a couple of them to ever get that done. I'm not a killer or a revenge-nger.

    Oh god, the worst sight is really tubby teenage girls in drainpipes. When they put their feet together they look like a stick of kebab meat. Combine that with the hellish muffin-top pouring out of the top of their jeans like slime makes me gag. Jesus, how delusional are you when you dress like that?

    Mmmm... kebab meat and muffins.

  • Mogwai is worse than Muse... and thats fuckin saying something.

    you are a man after my own heart Balki.

  • Kebab muffins is a serious This Is Why You're Fat fodder.

    And for that reason, I'm in.

    Oh and Balki & Superprecise, I quietly disagree but respect your opinion, you tasteless fucks.

  • :)

  • Kebab muffins is a serious This Is Why You're Fat fodder.

    And for that reason, I'm in.

    Baconcado!

  • Baconcado!

    Just add Baconnaise!

  • Baconcado!

    +1

    Although the bacon nachos do look tasty

  • I laughed at the Rubix Cubewich

  • I've got to stop browsing that site. But check out 'The Royal Flush"

    http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/5

  • I could slaughter one right now. Tempted to go for a foot long Meatball Marinara from Subway now.

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What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

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