What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

No fucking way. I know too many proper fucked up old gangsters who have a couple of them to ever get that done. I'm not a killer or a revenge-nger.

Oh god, the worst sight is really tubby teenage girls in drainpipes. When they put their feet together they look like a stick of **KEBAB **meat. Combine that with the hellish MUFFIN-top pouring out of the top of their jeans like slime makes me gag. Jesus, how delusional are you when you dress like that?

Kebab muffin...

So hungry