What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Nah, I liked Mogwai long before I start wearing stupid trousers.

I'm just shocked and saddened to find my hipster brothers and sisters in for so much hate here. Under my vintage wayfarers, I'm shedding a single, proud tear.

If you were a proper hipster that single tear would be right next to the one tattooed under your eye.