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@The_Seldom_Killer
No no no no no
What you want to do is let them in and make them stand in a pit whilst screaming clowns pelt them with Brussel Sprouts. Parents will have to come back between rides to assure them they'll only be two minutes (minimum ride time 5 mins). if the kids show any signs of making their own fun, an earthquake simulator will kick in until someone throws up.