Names and faces to bikes

You gotta admit though, it's a good feeling when you're ID'd and you insist you're of legal age and have a little battle with the shop assistant until they refuse, and then you pull out your ID and they look all sheepish and keep apologising and you think HAH WHO'S THE STUPID ONE NOW!

I always look quite smug when they're wrong..

I only seem to get ID'd when I don't have any ID with me.

And I don't like people getting in between me and my booze. I don't like it at all.

You're not the only one... me too...