Kingsland Road, this morning

i think it's poor technique with these machines. you keep complaining that every time you use them they ID you? animals can learn that.

What happened on this road?

Totally in love, my friend.

Fucking self service tills, coming over here, doing hard working British folk out of a days pay. I bet their fiddling the dole as well. This country's going to the dogs.

If my daughter brings one home I'll lock her up.

Toaster In Loo = Morning Fuck-up

Tea is lovely my friend, thus imbibed, long may fortify those it (was) luckily made for.

(nearly a triple word score - minor fudge, lost points)

This is like my face.

Twats in Lycra, Make fun

"Tubes iz like my friends"

Mike Oldfield.

Trackstanding inebriated leaves Mobidog faceplanting

Truely, I love my fixie!

Though sometimes the staff on the tills are just as fail. There's this Caribbean lady in Bethnal Tesco who ID's me every time I go in for a bottle of wine (I don't carry ID) when I finally persuade her that I'm nearly 30, I get a lecture about the dangers of drink! "you look so young for your age why you wanna spoil your life with that drinking?" .

cos life is incredibly dull without it, love.

and then they all drank, happily ever after.......

The end.