Swearing at them makes it worse…

true, there would be far fewer threads with out it

I gave up at

"So, this Monday mornings commute "

Square and Compass in Somerset?

or Worth Matravers Dorset?

or Worth Matravers Dorset?

That's the one - best pub in the world...

I gave up at

"So, this Monday mornings commute "

I should have too...

That's the one - best pub in the world...

agreed or should i say +1

true, there would be far fewer threads by prancing james with out it

fixed

My new "favourite trick*" when faced with a mass of peds walking out looking in the wrong direction goes as follows:

1. Remove hands from handlebars
   
2. Cover face in a braced for impact position
   
3. Scream loudly as if fearful of crashing, until said pedestrians scatter
   
4. Ride away laughing your head off :)
   
   

*props to multigrooves for showing me this first!

I lolled. Can't wait to try this.

A taxi driver had the courtesy to beep at me before nearly running me over this morning. I think they're getting the message.

And no, I wasn't in the wrong.

Apologies for potentially turning this thread in to the Ranting Page.

That's not going to cut the mustard when you're a fucking scruffy bogan from outback 'straya though is it?

So, instead I'd go for the "you hear about all those English backpackers being hacked up in the Australian outback by some guy?" kinda "washed down with a nice Chianti" vibe. Hannibal would be so proud.

PMSL What, with added lip-licking and asking them "Hey, you ever tried eating long-pig..? S'tasty."

Glock 17: Job done.