Peds!

I can't comprehend how peoples can be so passive when someone sets out to injure you or cause you harm. If someone throws an egg at you or whips you, give them a fcuking good hiding! They are less likely to do it again once they've been caught and punished.

The kind of people that throw eggs and try to harm others are stupid dunces, they will not learn by the "quiet word", they need a few broken ribs and a missing ear so they don't forget what happens when they are horrible to others.

Take a deep breath and ask "really?"...

Broken ribs will make them cower into a corner and think about what they have done - and reform themselves, perhaps setting up a bicycle workshop co-op?

Or just remain the same ill-educated, antisocial, aggressive, social scum that they always are.

And, to be honest, even if you lay into them it doesn't ease your feeling of injustice or vengeance.

It is just adrenalin coursing through your veins. No more, no less.