Swearing at them makes it worse…

My new "favourite trick*" when faced with a mass of peds walking out looking in the wrong direction goes as follows:

1. Remove hands from handlebars
   
2. Cover face in a braced for impact position
   
3. Scream loudly as if fearful of crashing, until said pedestrians scatter
   
4. Ride away laughing your head off :)
   
   

*props to multigrooves for showing me this first!

I lolled. Can't wait to try this.