My gf thinks I'm a saddo

Spare a moments thought to the w.a.g.s of lfgss.

homophobic/sexist, should be soul mates and partners

s.m.a.p.s

we all like bikes, but its shit like this which define egg status.

like eggs who wear bicycle caps when they're not on a bike.

no bicycle caps are not specific to cycling yeah the style is generic, i think you can call them an egg if they are wearing a cycle helmet and not cycling but surely not a little cotton cap.

they should do a range with a skid hole for the ultimate hipster - comes with a little certificate saying who the hole was made by.

sorry if i missed something