WTF did she just text me?

i had to join asit is unfair to post in a public forum.

here is the text he sent me:

I got the text* minutes* after i left him, not days like he says...

my reply was 'fuck off, I'd rather eat sugarpuffs & watch Jeremy Kyle'. good night.

You need a new phone, that model came out in 2003. And tanked.

Who is Jeremy Kyle?

British answer to Jerry Springer I believe.

Less boob action though

it's in poor taste to put this things on the web at this point.

I suspect MySpace may play a role in the courtship process... Kids these days, eh?

Back in my day, we used to steal cans of UDL from the supermarket, drink those fuckers in the park, and then try to pick up by saying something charming that the girls couldn't resist like "you wanna get with me"?.

Usually they said no.

Actually, I've just realised that my material might need updating.

I went as an audience member on some dumb tv show for a laugh once with a bunch of mates. It was free, and although some parts of it were dumb, it was funny to be a couple of squatter punk kids in the front row of some dumb late night tv show.

I wouldn't judge her just yet.

BTW, it's in poor taste to put this things on the web at this point.

True; the fact it's now this public.... Coffin...This.... in... Nail... relationship.. or words to that effect

She's mine. Hands off, you fucking gigolo. She told me that you and her were 'just friends'. and she's made a freally good stepmom to my illegitimate blind one legged lesbian teenage son. Do you really want to fuck all that up for a bubblegum-handjob? Huh!? So back the fuck off. Or I'll punch yer lights out, or as we say up here in Milton Keynes 'Kill your head clean off'.

whats a bubblegum handjob?

whats a bubblegum handjob?

The "base" before she goes at it like a dog eating hot chips

but you say he's just a friend...

The "base" before she goes at it like a dog eating hot chips

I lol'd

You've just made Pistanator's day!

How dare you use RiotGrrls label.

perhaps my cue to put the growler in it now eh?

have you replied yet? oh and www.textsfromlastnight.com

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

Um... HOW DARE YOU USE MY GROWLER NAME.

You have a name for your growler? I thought they were usually called 'twinkle' or 'moneybox'.

Perhaps our understanding of the word's meaning differ.

You have a name for your growler? I thought they were usually called 'twinkle' or 'moneybox'.

Perhaps our understanding of the word's meaning differ.

Hahaha...

....No.

have you replied yet? oh and www.textsfromlastnight.com

shit.. there goes my day

I want to convert my livingroom into a Millenium Falcon replica. Don't give me that look. If you can think of a better way for me to include 'Punch it Chewie' into daily conversation I'd love to hear it.

ha ha ha

Um... HOW DARE YOU USE MY GROWLER NAME.

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Haha, Epic Hael strikes again!

They forgot the third option... surely it should read

"Bad reputation, bad role model or bad nose-job?"

No?

Besides this thread is useless without pictures...

and don't forget like all glamour model, very very bad skin and too much make-up.

and don't forget like all glamour model, very very bad skin and too much make-up.

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Indeed... I do love the double standard though, it's ok to watch Jeremy Kyle from your sofa but if you go to the studio show you're a weirdo, lol... Still... what a weirdo...