Ideal Tool Kit

This is what I carry around with me all the time... Keep the bigger stuff at home (chainwhip/headset spanner/crank puller/chain breaker etc.), you're never too far from a bike shop in London if you suffer epic fail anyway... And ignore hippy, he's from Mildura... Which is apparently in Melbourne... Pfff! Lori still laughs about that, hippy... ;P

teenslain, get you with your gloves!

for roadside rectal examinations I guess