Spotted...

Spotted yesterday, the most generic, check-box hipster ever... tight black jeans, pointy brown shoes (beaten up), baggy chambray shirt, shite 90's step haircut, Wayfarers, and one of those cuntish cotton tote bags over his shoulder. How do you live with yourself, pal?

C'mon, you were going past a shop window and caught a glimpse of yourself ;^)