Would you buy a fixed S/S branded fakenger or horeditch?

I was thinking of using up some frames I had and then the idea of giving them each funny names on stickers for my amusement.

I'm not talking about a factory line produced bike.

Seeing some of the abbeartions being ridden around Hoxton thought i'd cash in on the bandwagon.

You are (t)OOL and i claim my 2k mink coated bitch type thing.