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  • Had a wierd one 3 days ago (had the tiger appear in other dreams before)....
    Dream that i'm in my parents back garden, about 10 years old, kicking a football against the wall and dribbling around imaginary defenders like Billy-no-mates.

    Suddenly hear screams coming from inside the house, so i shit it and run behind the shed to hide. Peek my head out and see a prowling tiger made of ice with blood dripping from its mouth lumber out of the kitchen and climb over the fence to next door's garden.

    Whilst still hiding behind the shed, hear the screams of my neighbours and then silence...

    When i think it's safe, i step out from behind the shed and see a whole regiment of chocolate Terry Wogans. I think they're going to shoot me, but we play football against each other and i get set free after they appreciate my skills.

    Am i gay?

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