WTF did she just text me?

i had to join asit is unfair to post in a public forum.

here is the text he sent me:

I got the text* minutes* after i left him, not days like he says...

my reply was 'fuck off, I'd rather eat sugarpuffs & watch Jeremy Kyle'. good night.

You need a new phone, that model came out in 2003. And tanked.