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I had a dream last night so crazy that I woke up at 3am, in a cold sweat and literally with tears in my eyes.
It was back in the day, I was in Poland although it was in my village (weird), and the Nazi's were invading. They bust into my house and start smashing the place up so I woke up, ran downstairs and start laying into them. Took a couple of them out but got swamped and then stuffed into the back of a truck with my family.
Couple of hours pass and we rock up at this big warehouse thing, couple of big chimneys with black smoke coming out of them, nasty smell in the air, fucked up shit all over the place and a massive flag with Hitlers face on it over the doorway in a 1984 Big Brother kind of fashion.
I get put through this doorway where I'm forced into this queue of people, all shaven headed, all marching on the spot and singing this weird song.. I didn't march or sing so I was bundled to the front where two of the biggest arian looking guys ever proceeded in filling me in with their jack boots. I took the beating, stood up and spat into one of their faces, it kicked off again and I got pummeled.
Got stripped naked, laughed at, and then told to go and take a "shower" round the corner in this horrible looking room. Knowing full well what this meant I grabbed the nearest guards machine gun, screamed "f-k you and goodnight!" and then started spraying everyone around me..
Then I woke up.
What the f-k was that all about?