The fixie-vision sticker contest

And how do people vote? And what is it for? And is this spam?

So close to spam: "I send out a few free stickers with every order"...

Merged with the other near-identical thread and since it's about shopping, moved to the Shopping forum.

i vote for none of the above

Vote now in the euro-fixie-vison-sticker contest

Yeah the nominations are in (and I have been skiving off cycling round Cornwall, sorry about the delay), so vote for the sticker which you think is best. We will have a winner (or several), I will get a shed load made up and everyone can have some free stickers.

And the nominations for best euro-fixie-vision sticker are:

it's just a fucking bike
my other ride is your mum
fixie-skidder
Talk straight - Think circles
This machine kills knees
This Machines Kills Fascists
This machine kills halfords
I went to Halfords and all I got was this lousy bike
Hello, I am a bicycle
Hipster transport union, fixing the future
Jim Fixed this for me
My messenger bag haz no messages
We still hang bike thieves
Ride Fixies - Not Pixies
My bike will kick your bikes head in
Fun between your legs
the wheels on the bike go round n round
my beaters well weapon

VOTE NOW* by just replying stating which one you like ... and we will have an award ceremony here one evening next week

• small print BS, I may miscount and get it all wrong, It doesn't really matter. Calm down.
  

i vote for none of the above

that one ^^

Murtle, you can vote as proxy on my behalf.

i vote for none of the above

there ya go

Yeah the nominations are in (and I have been skiving off cycling round Cornwall, sorry about the delay), so vote for the sticker which you think is best. We will have a winner (or several), I will get a shed load made up and everyone can have some free stickers.

And the nominations for best euro-fixie-vision sticker are:

it's just a fucking bike
my other ride is your mum
fixie-skidder
Talk straight - Think circles
This machine kills knees
This Machines Kills Fascists
This machine kills halfords
I went to Halfords and all I got was this lousy bike
Hello, I am a bicycle
Hipster transport union, fixing the future
Jim Fixed this for me
My messenger bag haz no messages
We still hang bike thieves
Ride Fixies - Not Pixies
My bike will kick your bikes head in
Fun between your legs
the wheels on the bike go round n round
my beaters well weapon

VOTE NOW* and we will have an award ceremony here one evening next week

• small print BS, I may miscount and get it all wrong, It doesn't really matter. Calm down.
  

Sod the stickers Charlie, where's those little boiled sweets?

The sweets will be back soon.
The mods are concerned over the commercial intent here... just giving away stickers.
Hold on dont vote yet. If we can get this out of the shopping forum and back in general, we can have a vote in a fresh posting (previously removed by mods) later this week. Once we have some winners, and some stickers printed, all you guys need to do is email me your address and I will mail you some stickers free of charge. And no you wont be spammed or added to my email list. Just giving away srtickers for fun.

SJS run this place now. Your little "sticker" scheme could well have you sleeping with the fishies..

my other ride is your mum.

clear winner.

wohoo 3-4 of mine in there :) I think it should be:

"Jim fixed it for me" and not "Jim fixed this for me", that would be my only comment :)

"crazy james done spags up the gary after wrestling in bbq sauce"
why ain't that up there???

Cos it's TMI Mumbles!

torn between 'fun between your legs'
and 'my other ride is your mum'

can I do a 1st and a 2nd preference? I enjoy stickers greatly

Jesus they're all lame. At least you managed to avoid any sexist ones this time (arguably apart from the mum one but that's so lame it doesn't even register as sexist)

sorry, I like your shop, but I do not like your stickers.

I laiks these ones:

Jim Fixed this for me
My messenger bag haz no messages
my beaters well weapon
my other ride is your mum
fixie-skidder

EDIT: And Rosie by name but not very rosie by nature....lighten up a bit? S'not too bad...

You can't win a Fixed contest

Hm, I thought I'd remembered some funnier ideas up there?

My bike will kick your bikes head in -win.

torn between 'fun between your legs'
and 'my other ride is your mum'

can I do a 1st and a 2nd preference? I enjoy stickers greatly

my sentiments exactly. easily the best (excluding mine)