What wheels shall I get?

where's oliver schick when you need him?

Fallen off the wagon, maybe

he didn't get the signal

where's oliver schick when you need him?

Grrr, I'm trying to be on holiday and relaxing in the sunshine, not pissing around on the full of rum. Then again, come to think of it, I do request a PM when a good pun thread is happening. ;)

Fallen off the wagon, maybe

I think this thread has fallen off the wagon!

-1 I'm afraid

Get back in TRAINing! :-P

Some quality stuff on here, so you didn't need me anyrailway.

i'm still training up on punning.

-1 I'm afraid

Get back in TRAINing! :-P

Multiple fail. ;)

JaseB didn't really step up to the plate, did he?

Multiple fail. ;)

see, we need you after all

^^ You need to know your trainspotters to get that one.

see, we need you after all

Shite, I've come in just on time.

Where has that last post just disappeared to, jaw? ;)

The Hon. Oliver Schick can always be relied upon for conducting a thorough examination of any thread

Yeah, he's just the ticket!

He's First Class, non smoking.

doesn't get delayed either

I would say for maximum speed you want 48 spoke rims on 36h Hubs with 32+C tyres, this is the only way you will ever keep up with anyone ever.

He's First Class, non smoking.

Thanks, but I'm more of a Euro-Star, actually.

they look light too

It's my friend's birthday tonight, so I'm out on the town for a few units.

^^ You need to know your trainspotters to get that one.

What wheels shall I get?
Try round ones.

^ You resurrected this thread for that? Jaygeesus wept!

Yes - you are really harsh.
I am a new person to this site, just trying to post 3 times to get out of the nursery, so tried to post on an old thread where it would not be noticed.

Blimey! Wish I had stayed safely in my pram

You seem obsessed by vaginas. Some of us have our own, and don't think or talk about them that much. But do find insults based on them a bit, well, insulting. C***spit is not a nice thing to be called if you are a girl.
However, now I sound like Queen Victoria. I look like her too, and cycling in a ball gown and 19thC bloomers is pretty tricky, I can tell you.

Cycling in a ball gown and 19thC bloomers?

Would that be side saddle?