The fixie-vision sticker contest

Yeah the nominations are in (and I have been skiving off cycling round Cornwall, sorry about the delay), so vote for the sticker which you think is best. We will have a winner (or several), I will get a shed load made up and everyone can have some free stickers.

And the nominations for best euro-fixie-vision sticker are:

it's just a fucking bike
my other ride is your mum
fixie-skidder
Talk straight - Think circles
This machine kills knees
This Machines Kills Fascists
This machine kills halfords
I went to Halfords and all I got was this lousy bike
Hello, I am a bicycle
Hipster transport union, fixing the future
Jim Fixed this for me
My messenger bag haz no messages
We still hang bike thieves
Ride Fixies - Not Pixies
My bike will kick your bikes head in
Fun between your legs
the wheels on the bike go round n round
my beaters well weapon

VOTE NOW* and we will have an award ceremony here one evening next week

• small print BS, I may miscount and get it all wrong, It doesn't really matter. Calm down.
  

Sod the stickers Charlie, where's those little boiled sweets?