The fixie-vision sticker contest

Like this:

• it's just a fucking bike
  
• my other ride is your mum
  
• fixie-skidder
  
• Talk straight - Think circles
  
• This machine kills knees
  
• This Machines Kills Fascists
  
• This machine kills halfords
  
• I went to Halfords and all I got was this lousy bike
  
• Hello, I am a bicycle
  
• Hipster transport union, fixing the future
  
• Jim Fixed this for me
  
• My messenger bag haz no messages
  
• We still hang bike thieves
  
• Ride Fixies - Not Pixies
  
• My bike will kick your bikes head in
  
• Fun between your legs
  
• the wheels on the bike go round n round
  
• my beaters well weapon
  
  

VOTE NOW* and we will have an award ceremony here one evening next week.

• small print BS, I may miscount and get it all wrong, It doesn't really matter. Calm down. FFS.