Nursery for New Members

Fuck it. Here goes.

Hello all.

Me: Completely agree with the famous Desgrange quote about gears, which is why I've gone fixed at the age of 44. Been lurking here a while just to see whether the forum is just populated by obnoxious cunts. I have confirmed in my own mind that it is - so I should fit right in.

I have TWO brakes, and wear a helmet. Recently gone clipless too, so have also perfected the 'Horizontal Trackstand' at lights. Hobbies include poking the eyes out of kittens and excessive masturbation.

you should meet Balki....