Using phone handset whilst driving

What I saw yesterday really took the piss. Some fuck face in this stupid 4x4 Range Rover turbo thing, massive car with private plates Tony4Cunt or something like that smoking with one hand while texting with the other attempting to turn a corner. Proper gangster looking fucker so I decided against calling him a cunt. 10 seconds later, exactly the same car comes past, this time a white version with plates like Dave1Fuck or something. He too was texting. Must have been texting eachother. Proper gangsters init!

What do you think they were saying to each other? "How long until we get to this secret gangster bumming location?"

Yeah they were my first thoughts, a couple of gay gangsters looking for some fun somewhere. I think it may have been this unpleasant individual.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2572658/Ruthless-loan-shark-John-Kiely-jailed.html