Bob Jackson 'alleycat'

The copy is fucking funny.

What's the first paragraph telling us so eloquently? That its got fat tubes. The second one? Same Again!!!!!!! But With LoLSPEAK!!!!! And Lots Of Caps!!!! The third one? That it comes with a break hole but yu haz to remov da break to dem spinz get me blud! wikid!

THE ALL NEW ALLEY CAT Frame & Fork.

Built from Reynolds 631 Oversize Tubing, 34.9mm Down tube, 28.6 Top Tube, 1 1/8" "A" Head, Oval Chainstays & 19mm Seatstays.Instead of 28.6 Down, 25.4 Top, 1" Head, Round-Oval-Round Chainstays & 16mm Seatstays(Std size tubing),

This Frameset has been built with bigger and stronger Diameter Tubing for the riders who likes to do trick riding,Built with Straight Bladed Fork To Allow Bar Spins Without the wheel Hitting The Frame Or your Foot. THIS FRAME HAS NO TOE OVERLAP!!!!!!

This frame comes as standard with front brake fitting for a 47-57 Allen Key brake & is also supply with a set of water bottle fittings.
(PLEASE NOTE FRONT BRAKE HAS TO BE REMOVED FOR BAR SPINS)