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The word Being explains nothing, but nor does God.

Agreed, I have always said that the word (even the idea) of 'god' is meaningless, you only need ask a Christian or a Muslim what he means by 'god' to see him retreat into obfuscation and equivocation - the only intellectually honest position on the subject I think you could hold is theological noncognitivism.

I have always thought Erchart Tolle was an hilariously comic pedlar of pseudo-profundity, one in a long line of gurus employing the same old tired tricks to suggest profundity, but I can agree with him here (at least a little bit).

Zeus motherfuckers, because he gonna drop da lightening on yo ass, boo ya!

Tolle teaches equinmity through detachment of thought. Easy in principle devilishly difficult in practice. His concept of 'being' is pantheistic. He talks alot of new age vibration and energy fields. His audio books are very good for those who have trouble sleeping.

His audio books are very good for those who have trouble sleeping.

I don't doubt that.

Ahura Mazda, the god of cheap sports cars.

I'd have to go with Yahweh, sure he maybe a little bit of cunt, but the Christians have really got this god thing down, he/she/it is whatever each Christian wants it to be, a very flexible god, one minute telepathically communicating with world leaders looking for advice on starting wars - and the next minute punishing 'the gays™ with AIDs or drowning hundreds of thousands of South Asians with some awesome god skills.

Yahweh - is the baddest mother fucker going.

YouTube - La Caida de Edgar (el original)

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Zeus motherfuckers, because he gonna drop da lightening on yo ass, boo ya!

Yeah standardly Zeus, he made my fork ends and man they are nice.

Will from Hubjub is meant to be up there too.
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I think PAN is hard to beat, as he is the god of masturbation, and all sexuality.

Seriously...

He talks alot of new age vibration and energy fields.

riiiiiiight. so he really likes electricity transformers? massive vibrating coil and magnetic AND electric fields FTW.

New age vibration = Driftwood vibrators.

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riiiiiiight. so he really likes electricity transformers? massive vibrating coil and magnetic AND electric fields FTW.

Energy doesn't necessarily have to be electromagnetic energy. What Tolle refers to is the concept that people give off postivity or negativity according to what is going on inside. In new age parlance people talk of positive or negtive energy fields or good or bad vibes. Chicks love this stuff because they tend to be more in touch with their emotions and consequently pick up on emotions in others more easily. This is why Tolle is on the Oprah best seller list. Personally I quite like some of his ideas particularly those pertaining to being 'present' and keeping it in the 'now'.

Seriously...

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What Tolle refers to is the concept that people give off postivity or negativity according to what is going on inside. In new age parlance people talk of positive or negtive energy fields or good or bad vibes.

Is there any way of measuring this, by that I mean if we had 10 people with their backs turned - all stood in the same pose, with identical body language would Tolle (or any proponent of this idea) claim to be able to sense whether someone is 'giving off' 'positivity' or 'negativity' - or positive or negtive 'energy' ?

Or would they need to interact with the person, need to see them face to face or talk to them, in which case I would suggest the reading of this person's 'energy' is simply their 'mood' (their state of mind) picked up through known indicators like body language, tone of language, facial expression and all the other more subtle give aways ?

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Is there any way of measuring this, by that I mean if we had 10 people with their backs turned - all stood in the same pose, with identical body language would Tolle (or any proponent of this idea) claim to be able to sense whether someone is 'giving off' 'positivity' or 'negativity' - or positive or negtive 'energy' ?

Or would they need to interact with the person, need to see them face to face or talk to them, in which case I would suggest the reading of this person's 'energy' is simply their 'mood' (their state of mind) picked up through known indicators like body language, tone of language, facial expression and all the other more subtle give aways ?

Tynan I don't think I would disagree. The point that the new agers argue though is that this positivity comes from a peace of mind that arises from a connection with an 'inner self' which is in turn 'connected' to everyone elses 'inner self' and every other object in the universe.

My own view is that equinimity is something worth working for. With this in mind I am working towards developing a regular meditation practice and I am trying to become an observer of my own mind. I do think that it is possible though to achieve a higher state of consciousness and if by doing so I find that I develop a sudden connection with my inner self you will be the first to know.

Zeus motherfuckers, because he gonna drop da lightening on yo ass, boo ya!

^ Used to call himself a sex god... haha

Tynan's my god.

Amen...or something..

Spaghetti Monster always comes to mind.

My own view is that equinimity is something worth working for. With this in mind I am working towards developing a regular meditation practice and I am trying to become an observer of my own mind. I do think that it is possible though to achieve a higher state of consciousness and if by doing so I find that I develop a sudden connection with my inner self you will be the first to know.

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I am already in there waiting for you.

^ Used to call himself a sex god... haha

Tynan's my god.

Amen...or something..

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