The colour of the forks confirmed my worst suspicions - the bike's not gay - it's Conservative.
Much worse. Next thing you know your Council Tax will be super low but they'll be closing your local swimming pool and you'll run out of books to read at your local library.
Sorry to hear that mate but you could always pick up some cheap forks somewhere if it annoys you too much.
Your bike is gay. Just accept it. You can't force a gay bike to go straight.
The colour of the forks confirmed my worst suspicions - the bike's not gay - it's Conservative.
Much worse. Next thing you know your Council Tax will be super low but they'll be closing your local swimming pool and you'll run out of books to read at your local library.
Sorry to hear that mate but you could always pick up some cheap forks somewhere if it annoys you too much.