List of people who will be tapping out all weekend

1. plagiarist - fucking nob gobblin hobgoblin
   
2. aidan https://www.londonfgss.com/post845509-3213.html
   
3. grow up https://www.londonfgss.com/post845525-3214.html
   
   

am sure more of you funny fuckers will be added soon

Aww, I always knew you loved me.

1. Ray.5. Max.And any other cheeky young whipper-snappers who are crass enough to mention my dodgy hip.
   

oh so you do have a dodgy hip
I thought that was just people winding you up!
(that must suck)

1. Bill and anyone else who is an O.A.P
   

O.A.Polo.

For a moment I mis read it as O.A. Porno

EEEEUUURGGGHH

Bill going at it hammer and tongs

Em, for that its a double tap

Errr. There's nothing wrong with my hip.

Double tap out.

Max is expelled from the tournament for committing the following offences:

1. Insulting behaviour (or remarks) towards the office of referree.
   
2. Bringing the game of polo into disrepute.
   
3. Possession of proscribed items: megaphone, comedy moustache.
   

Em, for that its a double tap

Triple tap and 50 lashes.

bill, its meant to be punishment, not to incentivise the lfgss gargoyle

Good point.
Triple tap-out and no lashes.

No Morals.No talk.

"Fauxtache" is the best tag thus far.

No Morals.No talk.

No eyebrows, no talk. Quadruple tap-out.

You are Timmy Mallet.

You are Timmy Mallet.

Double tap-out, and 1st official warning.

Do you need me to make you a red card?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you, Em.

black card is ejection from tournament, thats all we need for you

Who said you couldn't remain impartial?

refs may not be perfect but their opinion is final!