Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

every day i forget this Mr.Blobby impersonator is our Major! Jesus what happened, Ken was not an angel but he spoke fact's,
I never saw Ken pretending to ride a bike, he either walked, got a lift or bused it, Mr.blobby here has jumped on the David Cameron bandwagon of using a bike so people think he gives a fuck about the environment and his health, if the BNP said their policy was good for the environment Boris would go round chasing minorities with a Stick, but only when the cameras were on.

Ken Livingstone was a lying piece of shit. And I still gave him my second-choice vote.

I do see what's going on here. You don't like Boris Johnson (or Tories, apparently), but you DO like cycling. The way to resolve your cognitive dissonance? Label Johnson a 'plastic cyclist' or whatever.

Lots of dickheads ride bikes and probably share all sorts of interests in common with you (or me or anyone). It's all part of life's rich pageant (to paraphrase Jacques Clouseau).