The fixie-vision sticker contest

slight plagiarism from above, but:

"PENGY"

and

"My other bike has a spok"

"Phil Wood rim your (H+) sons"

"at least i don't work for jews"

Easy tiger!!!

Charlie don't fix

+1

slight plagiarism from above, but:

"My other bike has a spok"

Slight plagiarism, down right rip off I'd say ;)

"Fuck off, Nodder"

Don't try and look for a pun in that, there isn't one.

"We were all nodders once - have hope"

look shit no brakes!

or
'+1'

Play him off, keyboard cat

the wheels on the bike go round n round

the crankss on the chain ring go round n round
or

The bar tape is connected to....the.....handle barrs...s
The handle bars...s connected to.....the......stem...m,
The stem...m is connected to....the.....head set...t,
The head set....t is connected to the F...orks,
the fork...s are connected to the Sp...ok
FIDDY DORRAH YOU BUY NOW!
or conntinue until the rear tyre)

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the wheels on the bike go round n round

the pedals on my bike go round and round

I learnt grammar from Platini

Must spread rep.

Cool, got a load there.

Starting Tonight (wednesday) we will post up a short list... have a vote (calls wont be charged, your vote may not count. etc etc) and I will get us a load of stickers made up.

My beaters well weapon.

I want one

Platini say: Correct grammar is like good phuc, rare and satisfying.

"You are on the way to destruction"

My gear's better than your gears

Barrrggghhh

Why don't u follow me

Yeah the nominations are in (and I have been skiving off cycling round Cornwall, sorry about the delay), so vote for the sticker which you think is best. We will have a winner (or several), I will get a shed load made up and everyone can have some free stickers.

And the nominations for best euro-fixie-vision sticker are:

it's just a fucking bike
my other ride is your mum
fixie-skidder
Talk straight - Think circles
This machine kills knees
This Machines Kills Fascists
This machine kills halfords
I went to Halfords and all I got was this lousy bike
Hello, I am a bicycle
Hipster transport union, fixing the future
Jim Fixed this for me
My messenger bag haz no messages
We still hang bike thieves
Ride Fixies - Not Pixies
My bike will kick your bikes head in
Fun between your legs
the wheels on the bike go round n round
my beaters well weapon

VOTE NOW* and we will have an award ceremony here one evening next week

• small print BS, I may miscount and get it all wrong, It doesn't really matter. Calm down.
  

Oh christ... you're going to fix that post right?

Like this:

• it's just a fucking bike
  
• my other ride is your mum
  
• fixie-skidder
  
• Talk straight - Think circles
  
• This machine kills knees
  
• This Machines Kills Fascists
  
• This machine kills halfords
  
• I went to Halfords and all I got was this lousy bike
  
• Hello, I am a bicycle
  
• Hipster transport union, fixing the future
  
• Jim Fixed this for me
  
• My messenger bag haz no messages
  
• We still hang bike thieves
  
• Ride Fixies - Not Pixies
  
• My bike will kick your bikes head in
  
• Fun between your legs
  
• the wheels on the bike go round n round
  
• my beaters well weapon
  
  

VOTE NOW* and we will have an award ceremony here one evening next week.

• small print BS, I may miscount and get it all wrong, It doesn't really matter. Calm down. FFS.