Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Mr.blobby here has jumped on the David Cameron bandwagon of using a bike so people think he gives a fuck about the environment and his health

You know nothing. Boris was cycling around town when he was a humble back bencher and Dave just a boy with a dream. I saw him riding it up St Martin's Lane before either of them was elevated to his current status.

I imagine he took up cycling because you can't get busted for having your car in some other bird's drive if your bike is parked out of sight round the back. It is well known that the bicycle was the greatest boon to philanderers of its age, a fact often remarked upon by the racier music hall turns.