Treat for cat

I'm sure you are all waiting with baited breath to discover what I got James?

I picked up a remote controlled mouse, which fascinated both James and Bongo, although currently they both run away from it more than they chase it.

I enjoyed driving the mouse around the sitting room floor for a couple of hours though.

Aaargh I missed this thread, I would have suggested a David Attenborough DVD, one with lots of brown bears. White bears are not so cool, they're difficult to see in the snow. My cat loves watching bears.

Suggestions?

Well.if next doors cat keeps shitting in my garden where my children play.I have planned a nice treat for it.

A killer chipmunk?

Taxidermy?

Taxidermy?

Ha ha,i'm making room in my shed right now for my "new hobby"!.

@mike c,
I came across a pigeon flapping about in the woods one day while out riding, decided to put it out of it misery, only thing was when I pulled its neck the head came off!
felt like Alice Cooper..........

Would'nt it be hilarious if all the pigeon was doing was just trying to was take off.And you just pulled it's head off anyway!

My cat poo-foot came into the Garden with this in his little mouth yesterday. Evil little fucker

Aww, what a clever good little lion.
One less pigeon.

I got all proud and paternal when Monty killed his first mouse.

Weirdly disturbing, but if I was a young hot blooded male kitty, I wouldn't mind a bit of this:

porno cat

Dammit, your cat is a ranga....

Is ranga Australian for Ginger?

rangatang...

Nah, it's just the reflected light from the floorboards, he is more beige in different light.

Ranga floorboards.

There may be a hint of orange now that you mention it:

You're lucky. My neighbourhood kids shot where my cat plays.

Since my childhood people shooting cats(only if they keep shitting in your garden) has been normal practice.One person had managed to befriend their enemy then deep-froze the animal.Left it on the persons doorstep,then rang the front doorbell.

Your cats are well spoilt. Mine have to make do with a headless Toilet Mouse.

edit: actually on closer inspection it does still have a head. It's the other half they ate.

Ha - Shit not shot.

Ah well - made for a better story though.

What? don't get it.

This makes for a better one.
Anyway goodnews!. The beast has been found dead in next door but one's garden.

I saw Ripley I think (I forget which ones which?), asleep on a random shelf next to Scotts Decks yesterday, really cute, your cats are so adorable, just makes me miss my dog Lucy loads though, i'll have to take some pics of her next time i'm round my parents :)

My original post - I wrote shot, where I should have written shit.

Oh right,Doh! silly me,kept reading over my post thinking "eh"?

I saw Ripley I think (I forget which ones which?), asleep on a random shelf next to Scotts Decks yesterday, really cute, your cats are so adorable, just makes me miss my dog Lucy loads though, i'll have to take some pics of her next time i'm round my parents :)

Yeah that'll be Ripley, that's her favourite nap spot.

though she does also like the floor next to the bikes