Argh! Help! Parents!

http://www.loraj.com/davidschwimmer/story.htm

No pics but I think Balki is Ross Geller and I claim my 5 pounds.

Born In 1967*, Ross was raised in a suburb outside of New York City with his younger sister Monica. Ross was clearly the favorite child, to his parents, he was the Prince. When he wasn't busy teasing his chunky younger sister, he was busy dressing up in his mothers clothes and having tea parties with Monica's dolls. "I am Bea, I drink tea, wont you dance around with me..." he would sing.

That's not Antoinette, that's Bea. You've got the wrong little girl.