Tour de France 2009

** 1. Can you please respond to what Greg LeMond said in Le Monde about proving that you’re not doped?
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I don't care, man, I just wanna look at glossy pictures of hot chicks on two wheels, y'know.
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1. You were the fastest up Verbier, and now you’re the fastest in this time trial. Can you explain that ?
   
   

**There aren't enough hours in the day, guy. I wanna get home quick and spread some man glue over my special edition of FHM.
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1. Can you please tell us what your VO2 Max is?
   
   

**All I know is that it's super high, dude. Ladies love my performance over 5 to 20 minutes. I dance all over their booty like a fucking butterfly, y'know what I'm saying.

Lower the tone again, why don't you.