• Not sure if this is strictly about fixed wheel bicycles but I like it anyway.

    Doug and Sally inside
    They cookin' for the Down Pipe
    Who's staring at Miss Rayon
    Who's busy licking off her Pig Pen
    I'm searching for my mainline
    I said I couldn't hit it sideways
    I said I couldn't hit it sideways
    Aw just like Sister Ray said
    Whip it on.

    Rosie and Miss Rayon
    They're busy waiting for her booster
    Who just got back from Carolina
    She said she didn't like the weather
    They're busy waiting for her sailor
    Who's big and dressed in pink and leather
    He's just here from Alabama
    He wants to know a way to earn a dollar
    I'm searching for my mainer
    I said I couldn't hit it sideways
    I couldn't hit it sideways
    Aw just like Sister Ray said
    Lay it on him.

    Cecil's got his new piece
    He cocks it shoots it between three and four
    He aims it at the sailor
    Shoots him down dead on the floor
    Oh you shouldn't do that
    Don't you know you'll stain the carpet
    Now don't you know you'll stain the carpet
    And by the way have you got a dollar
    On no man I haven't got the time-time
    To busy sucking on a ding-dong
    She's busy sucking on my ding-dong
    Oh she does just like Sister Ray said
    I'm searching for my mainline
    I said c-c-c-couldn't hit it sideways
    I said c-c-c-c-c-c-couldn't hit it sideways
    Ah do it do it just su-su-su-suck
    That's ju-ju-just excellente
    Oh!

    Now who is that knocking
    Who's knocking at my chamber door
    Now could it be the police
    They come and take me for a ride-ride
    Oh but I haven't got the time-time
    Hey hey hey she's busy sucking on my ding-dong
    She's busy sucking on my ding-dong
    Aw now do it just like Sister Ray said
    I'm searching for my mainline
    I couldn't hit it sideways
    I couldn't hit it sideways
    Oh now just like
    Oh just like
    Ah just like
    Ah just like
    Oh just like
    Oh just like.

    Doug and Sally inside
    Now move it along
    Cookin' for the Down Pipe
    Who's staring at Miss Rayon
    Do it do it do it do it do it do it
    Who's licking off Pig Pen
    I'm s-s-s-searching for my mainline
    I couldn't hit is sideways
    I couldn't hit it sideways
    Just like
    Oh just like
    Do it do it do it
    Just like
    Just like
    Just like.

    Now Rosie and Miss Rayon
    They busy waiting for her booster
    She's just back from Carolina
    She said she's bound to beat a sailor
    I said she haven't got the time-time
    You're busy sucking on my ding-dong
    You busy sucking on my ding-dong
    Now just like Sister Ray said
    I'm searching for my mainline
    I said I couldn't hit it sideways
    Whip it on me Jim
    Whip it on me Jim
    Whip it on me Jim
    Whip it on me Jim
    Said I couldn't hit it sideways
    Oh do it now just like
    Just like Sister Ray said.

    I said now Cecil's got his new piece
    He cocks it shoots it bang between three and four
    He aims it at the sailor
    He shoots him down dead on the floor
    Oh you shouldn't do that
    Don't you know you'll hit the carpet
    Don't you know you'll mess the carpet.

    Oh she hasn't got the time-time
    Busy sucking on his ding-dong
    She's busy sucking on his ding-dong
    Now just like Sister Ray said
    I'm searching for my mainline
    Couldn't hit it sideways
    Couldn't hit it sideways
    And just like
    And just like
    And just like
    S-Sister Ray said
    Now do it to him.

    Doug and Sally inside
    They're busy cooking for the Down Pipe
    Who's staring at Miss Rayon
    Busy licking off her Pig Pen
    I'm busy searching for my mainline
    I said I couldn't hit it sideways
    I said I couldn't hit it sideways
    Now just like
    Now just like
    I said ah-uh
    Just like
    Amph-ph-ph-ph-phetimine.

    Transcribing this lyric took someone at least seventeen minutes.

    It's not about fixie-wheel bikes, though, Clive. It's about gear.

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