The fixie-vision sticker contest

"Sprint Lap!"

"All your scalps are belong to us"

Are fixies dangerous? RE: Argh! Help! Parents!

absolute genius.

" Are fixies dangerous? RE: Argh! Help! Parents! "

Heehee. :D Very good.

MORE beers, less gears

did you not read the OP?

-1 for plagiarism

Gears are for mingers.
Fixeds are for mongers.

edscoble LOVES this bike.

OK, back to the real world.

I give you backie.
I smoke you.

I give you Balki.
...

Fix heee! Fix heee! Fix heee!
My other horse is a fixedsteryskidder.

My beaters well weapon.

supercalifragilisticFIXIEialidocious

"Worst. Bike. Ever"

"i can haz fixed gear"

[quote=chloedon;831479]MORE beers, less gears
did you not read the OP?

-1 for plagiarism
[/quote]
More Beers, fewer gears"
-2 for grammar.

Pengy power.

"Gears are for chaps who are more in touch with their femine side than me."

"Bromptons exist so that so that someone else can look more of an idiot than me on a bike"

"People ride Bromptons so that I don't have to"

PM's Clives good lady and lets her know what Clive would like for christmas.

"People ride Bromptons so that I don't have to"

I LOLed.

I LOLed.

"People laugh about Clive's jokes so that I don't have to.' ;P

I always liked

"Fun between your legs"

and Tynan's:

"My bike will kick your bikes head in"

I'm disappointed that Oliver missed the obvious error.

• Double :p *
  
  

If you mean double because of your emoticon and mine, you'll have sadly overlooked the fact that mine was a ;P, not a :P. ;)

My beaters well weapon.

an overlooked bit of genius.

My other bike is also shit.