The fixie-vision sticker contest

"Rapha is expensive, discuss"
"Bike Radar, where old cyclists go to die"
"Once a forumenger, always a c*nt"
"My other wheel is a Spok"
"Don't steal my bike, it haz Swine Flu"
"If you can see my Lycra crack you're riding too close"
"I'm Juliet Elliots Stalker"
"Tynan is not real"
"My Lo Pro is faster than the Po Po"

I'd buy one of those.