The fixie-vision sticker contest

"I got shit in my eyebrows when I looked up my bum"

?

"My tits shat on my cock"

?

Charlie don't fix

"Hairy balls look like little tits with a massive sausage on the top of it"

My messenger bag
haz no messages

i lol'd hard

The baby, is not yours!

"I got shit in my eyebrows when I looked up my bum"

?

I think we have a winner.

Picture of Sir Saville, with "Jim'll fixed skid"

I outsource the production to a Nicaraguan sweet shop to save on overheads.

Perhaps we could collude and split the market - Perhaps I could focus on exit, and you could concentrate on entry.

I won't be able to write any material that references ethn1c1ty, however, as I use a PC. Which is why there's no punchline to the sweet shop gag earlier, and it's just been left hanging.

What have sweet shops got to do with ethnicity?

My bike rides better
than your mum

Undertake
and your face I will break

Extreme nodding
is not a sport.

Plagiarised from ECMC Berlin:

"In London we still hang bike thieves"

this sticker's slicker than your vicar

Your buttocks; my bike: a perfect combination.

this sticker's slicker than your vicar

Or.....

This sticker is slicker than a vicar
with his fingers down a nuns knickers

Your buttocks; my bike: a perfect combination.

Clive the fact that your love for your own bum, goes above that of the love for your bike/bikes is quite disconcerting......priorites mate, priorites!

Riding fixed is AWESOME (like ninja)

"Rapha is expensive, discuss"
"Bike Radar, where old cyclists go to die"
"Once a forumenger, always a c*nt"
"My other wheel is a Spok"
"Don't steal my bike, it haz Swine Flu"
"If you can see my Lycra crack you're riding too close"
"I'm Juliet Elliots Stalker"
"Tynan is not real"
"My Lo Pro is faster than the Po Po"

" Are fixies dangerous? RE: Argh! Help! Parents! "

Ride Fixies
Not Pixies

James. I have four bikes but only one arse.

"TrixieDix - hipsters doing tricks since 2008"

"Rapha is expensive, discuss"
"Bike Radar, where old cyclists go to die"
"Once a forumenger, always a c*nt"
"My other wheel is a Spok"
"Don't steal my bike, it haz Swine Flu"
"If you can see my Lycra crack you're riding too close"
"I'm Juliet Elliots Stalker"
"Tynan is not real"
"My Lo Pro is faster than the Po Po"

I'd buy one of those.

I'd buy one of those.

Excellent suggestion