To the rider that hit me from behind at Theobalds Road...

I once had a woman in a Mercedes rear-end me on Upper Thames St. I turned round and yelled "what the fuck was that" but I found out it is so difficult to maintain righteous indignation when the perpetrator is so beautiful it makes angels think twice about leaving the house. I should have got her details for "insurance purposes"

yeah this wasn't quite the case, it was some hairy bastard