Aerodynamic colours

Yaks are faster.

well lets work from the bottom up, we all know that pink is the slowest.

I think pink is the lightest colour (weight-wise) but not sure if its the slowest.

i have seen people yack and vomit at high speeds

Racist.

Thank you.

The lack of accusations in a thread about colour was making me feel a little twitchy. I can't believe I had to resort to using the word "coloured" to draw one out.

i have seen people yack and vomit at high speeds

Yaks come in a number of different colours, although usually variations on black, white, brown, orange and grey. Can't say I've noticed them moving that fast though.

White is faster than blue. When Pepsi painted a Concorde blue they were not allowed to fly it as fast or bad things would have happened.

Hmm, this may also be why I am so damn slow. Bloody blue bikes.

everyone knows what a lick of red paint can do.....
red is fastest, i think white stripes too, possibly concentric to add some rifling speed....

Ive changed my mind, its all about infrared. Think about it here, its too fast to be seen by the human eye, so it must be fuckin fast. Visible colours are for losers.

i think white stripes too, possibly concentric to add some rifling speed....

Jack White may be cool but he isn't that fast.

Except on a fretboard

True, but you don't get rifling on a fretboard. That's scalloping and we all know about the average speed of a scallop.

its actually all about your doppler shift, so do you change colour due to your speed?

its actually all about your doppler shift, so do you change colour due to your speed?

When we used to take speed as a kid we could start off quite red faced but would end up a pasty white by the end of the night.

Jack White may be cool but he isn't that fast.

But he is fat (at times).

Ive changed my mind, its all about infrared. Think about it here, its too fast to be seen by the human eye, so it must be fuckin fast. Visible colours are for losers.

afraid it's too slow for the eye to see. In the IR spectrum, from low to high; infra-red, visible light, ultraviolet.
You fucking dumb scrotum munching nipple nibbling fuckwit.
ultraviolet's where it's at.

[safety wink] ;) [/safety wink]

^Fuck, knew it was one of the two, my point remains the same though even if I am a science moron haha