I hate

I hate anyone who calls someone and does not hang up after 5 rings. Im not kidding, the phone on the desk behind me has been ringing for 10 minutes.

And no, Im not bloody answering it... Im not a fecking secretary for someone too technologically retarded to turn on voicemail.

oh man, i am catching what you are throwing.
my fucking boss leaves his fucking phone on his desk and fucks off, so we have to hear that old phone ring on an iphone at least 3 times a day.

put it in your pocket, or turn the cunt on silent for fuck's sake.