Trinidadian stationary bike

6) Stationary bike (Venezuela)

my missus' mother rode fixed wheel bicycle back in Venezuela, which explain how that 5'4 eldery jumped on my 57cm bianchi and pedal away as if it a piece of piss.

No chance on earth Ed, that it was called "Stationary Bike" in Venezuela. Thats English, and it wouldn't have been used by 99% of the country, who spoke Espanol. I'd take that as a translation, but in Trip's mum's youth, English was hardly spoken then.

You do get points for the translation though. ;)