• Where I live there are two chippies. My usual was closed so I went to the other. There was a pie in the warmer on the counter. I ordered pie and chips. The woman behind the counter said they didn't have any pies. I pointed to the pie on the counter. She said "I know, but you can't have it because you've only come here because HE's shut." I became a loyal customer.

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