Brick to Brix

I had a mental dream about brick2brix™ last night...
I was watching the race from a rooftop (I didn't say this was gonna make any sense), loads of mental riding, RLJ-ing/near misses, etc. Then all of a sudden these riot police show up from nowhere trying to stop riders... En masse the riders get off heir bikes and start pelting the po-po with huge clods of mud/stones/whatever they can find... Police fire back with tear gas and plastic bullets and all the riders disperse... Then (this is where it gets really weird), the po-po start machine-gunning down competitors!?! At this point I'm in the Coach & Horses, I decide it's getting a bit heavy so get out of there sharpish... Just as I'm about 50 metres down the street Shinscar rides into the C&H on his BMX chased by a riot pig and the copper shoots Ray in the back with his machine gun!?! Then Lori and I run into another pub and it's all over the TV and they're showing photofits of the organisers...
Fucking mental!?! :S

Lay off the cheese before bed...