Scary screaming cycling lady (the London Banshee)

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  • it is all quite stalkerish.

    Really..? How so?

  • andyp needs to update us pronto with why this is not the Banshee of his experience. If they are breeding this brings a whole new perspective to the game. How the fuck are we supposed to cope with multiple Banshees? I'm putting some of my redundancy money aside for apricot danish but I'm afraid that if their numbers grow we'll never appease them long enough to save our hearing :(

  • Really..? How so?

    following a woman around taking pictures of them!

  • following a woman around taking pictures of them!

    Yeh, like you've never done that before.

  • Yeh, like you've never done that before.

    only for your mother.

  • only for your mother.

    She already told me, she likes it. But not as much as yours likes me.

  • i have no reply.

  • And you lived..?

    How can you be sure it was She..??

    I know her well now, I recognize the the bike, the panniers even the woman herself.

    Anyone can tell by the arm moments. They are phenomenal.

  • I know her well now, I recognize the the bike, the panniers even the woman herself.

    Anyone can tell by the arm moments. They are phenomenal.

    "Arm moments"..?

  • Only just saw this (read fail). Brilliant post. Nothing much on here recently has made me proverbially 'LOL' as much as that first post!

  • "Arm moments"..?

    Def the Greenwich/Depford lady - I reconise the assertive arm signaling (she can go down the middle of the road for many yards like that) Also a fair bit of upper body movement.Tommy you didn't mention whether she made any sounds...did you?

    arm signals

  • Right! This is taking way too long! I'm going to give five Bridish pounz to the first person from this forum to mate with the cycling banshee. C'mon, who's going to do it?

  • This thread reminded me of this woman I saw on a 36 round about Victoria.
    She kept staring at the same spot whilst shouting "HALLELUJAH", laughing manically, growling weird sentences and freaking me out.

  • This bloke isn't screaming but he is weird.

    JACKO THE (CARDBOARD) GUITAR MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-WBWNrgXPo&NR=1

    I see him most days in town (liverpool) and sometimes give him money.

  • Spotted today heading over blackfriars bridge, she did her screaming thing at nothing as she headed down the road.

  • im confused as I have seen a few women screaming now, a few on old street and a one on tot ct rd

  • I think there may be 2 AFL dudes... there is one I see cycling on Battersea Rise, hot pants etc but like an Old School helmet, like some 'Remember the Titans' reject

    There MUST be a law of quantum shit or something that says the two are destined for a head-on.

    If not, then it's our duty to make it happen - can we herd them?

  • I love this thead too.

    Shouty people are ace.

  • Whe she screamed today I gave a yell too.

    She screamed back.

    I became horse quickly.

  • lol this thread is the best on lfgss! i come back to it once a week to relive the laughs xD

  • Whe she screamed today I gave a yell too.

    She screamed back.

    I became horse quickly.

    Now you are one of them.

  • Is there a cure? or should we send Tommy out into the badlands?

  • The only cure is to shag the queen banshee

  • Is there a cure? or should we send Tommy out into the badlands?

    I already live in Woolwich, don't make me move to Thamesmead!

  • The only cure is to shag the queen banshee

    and cut off her head

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