I hate cycling...

Platini = out and out closet roadie and A cheshire twat..

Wiganwill = More bitter than an Orwellian Oik..

these fucking northerners, piss me off proper,
not funny, not clever, and never have anything interesting to say..

word..

I don't know Platini, but I think that if you missed the humour and irony in Will's post then perhaps you ought to take his " Are you really sure you belong here?" sentence seriously.
@Will, apparently I must spread my reputation thinner.