C*nt on Vauxhall Bridge Road

I think if I'd just rear-ended someone and then whilst stuck in the middle of the junction, a cyclist came too close, slipped over and asked me for my insurance details in case his bike was scratched, I too would have gone stratospheric. However I would probably have just had a massive tantrum and eventually handed over my details. Deffo follow it up with the old bill. Hope your hand heals up!

yeah I'm not sure how much joy you'd get for the oil thing on it's own as you drove over it, but since he went all cavemen I think you have a duty to report him and make a claim