First time buying chips...

if you get curry sauce from a shit and chips shop what do you expect?
If you want proper curry sauce, get it on a curry in a curry house, I don't get all this curry sauce on chips bollocks and never will!

Honestly, bloody northeners!

No, no, no. You've obviously never been up North, EVERY chippy does curry sauce and properly. I'm not talking any specialist sauces - Madras, Dansaks, Pathias etc, etc, none of that....just nice, thick, tasty basic curry. Mmmmmm