I confess...

well you're the only person who takes ed's advice...

(sorry ed)

well you're the only person who takes ed's advice...

(sorry ed)

Haha, advice on what? :P Wasnt aimed at him at all! Meanie. No pint for you.

I'm in a horrible mood. :D
i know! i was on the receiving end of one of your text messages!

i know! i was on the receiving end of one of your text messages!

:( Sorry honey :* I wuv you really!

No pint for you.

Can i have the pint instead?

:( Sorry honey :* I wuv you really!

Are you drunk on that blue poison already?

Can i have the pint instead?

Haha, of course. You ran off last week at the chancery before i could get you one!

Are you drunk on that blue poison already?

No! That shit is too light!
lol, why are you conversing on me on a thread silly, PM me!

i confess
i burnt a girls face off in australia pretty much 5 years to the day.
it was whilst in the throes of passion,
alcohol + candles + foam pillows = danger

I haven't done any work today cos i'm hungover. I've just sat in front of my pc all day and pretended. sorry taxpayers.

I got a tax refund this year - hope they stopped it from your wages, sponger ;)

i confess
i burnt a girls face off in australia pretty much 5 years to the day.
it was whilst in the throes of passion,
alcohol + candles + foam pillows = danger

i hope this wasnt literal?

i hope this wasnt literal?

so do i!!

i left a gas ring on once and it set fire to my flat mates girlfriends dressing gown.........went down well

this post actually keeps me awake at night.

that's because i sit at the end of your bed rocking too and fro while mumbling those hallowed words

haha dressing gowns....

i once accidently set fire to a girls hair with a lynx and a lighter. i once gave chocolate laxatives to some kids for halloween and i confess im secretly a lycra-clad carbon carresing super roadie

i once wore lynx deodorant after the age of 14. only once though.

^ Don't worry, everyone pisses in the sink

they don't, it's just you. FREAK
actually, i might try that. thanks ;)

I could have saved a lot of money buying off-the-peg.

yeah but you'd keep getting people giving you the knowing 'alright mate we've got the same bike' look that I get all the time for riding a charge......plus your bike probably weighs less than you do ....money well spent i'd say

fucking charges, i've got one.
i love her but she is such a slut.

the knowing 'alright mate we've got the same bike' look

ha! no way!!!

i sometimes get old geezers stopping me to talk about holdworths or mercians (depending which i'm riding) when i'm out. i think it's quite charming.

I kinda want a Leader 725TR

I ride a really uncomfortable bike that is harsh, fits poorly and has developed a colour scheme which resembles a langster london. But I am too cheap/lazy to get a new frame/build.

I confess I honestly feel like I'm being stalked. Hah.